Like the say in business school, “Don’t blow your money. Let your money blow you.”
“I’m in hell.”
With the right team of professionals, your child can avoid any and all consequences.
There are many moments during your life as a parent in which you get to feel immeasurable pride for the children your first marriage bore you. Once you and your partner’s schedules lined up and you could reserve time in between getting your enamel sealed with cucumber spring water and applying a Starbucks cold brew …
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A lovingly crafted school lunch serves an important function in your child’s life, sending the message to the rest of the children that their mothers are inferior to you. Do you want to send your precious baby to school in a sparkling Tesla with fresh gourmet entrees or a filthy Yaris full of processed meat cubes? …
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One of the best things about being obscenely loaded is that you can ensure your children also enjoy the benefits of immense wealth, thus perpetuating a rock-solid cycle of compounding privilege that will echo down your bloodline for years to come. However, be wary of becoming not just a helicopter parent but the even more …
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I can afford them. But I am charming and special and I refuse.
Finally!
FYI!
Wondering how to oppress your workers responsibily in the era of climate change? We are too!
Based on my experience, these are hard rules (no exceptions) on how to catch the absolute perfect, most brilliant, driven person ever.
Worth it.
Your smart kids deserve a smart treat!
