Tag Archives: bunny ears office
I Swear To God, You People Better Stop Pissing In My Sensory Deprivation Tank
Look, I get it. The water in the sensory deprivation tank I loaned to the Bunny Ears office is very soothing. It plunges your mind into a deep state of meditative contemplation. The salinity of the water that keeps you suspended on the surface is as close to feeling the weightlessness of space as you’ll …
Continue reading “I Swear To God, You People Better Stop Pissing In My Sensory Deprivation Tank”
Avocados And Avocadon’ts: The Case Against Our Intern
If there’s one thing on which we at the Bunny Ears office can all agree—and there isn’t much, if last week’s violent melee over which crystals are best is anything to go by—it’s that Craig sucks. Should we fire him even though he works for free and we never actually hired him in the first …
Continue reading “Avocados And Avocadon’ts: The Case Against Our Intern”
DETOXIFY: Bunny Ears Detox Our Office Breakroom!
Hello, everyone! Since you’re all too busy to read my emails, I’m making this a public post on the site. Perhaps now you’ll pay attention. So: I think we can all agree we’ve been feeling a little spiritually stifled, right? How long has it been since any of you have undergone a good detox? Well, …
Continue reading “DETOXIFY: Bunny Ears Detox Our Office Breakroom!”
