penis – bunny ears

Fetish of the Month: Docking On Your Bros

Frat parties and butt-chugging kegs are so passé. Sure they get you drunk and horny, but no one’s good at naked stuff when they’ve tossed back too many, so stop kidding yourself.

by Courtney Paige Barnett

Western Medicine Is A Lie: What Are Penises REALLY For?!??!!!!!??!

Penii? Penes? Amanda, what am I supposed to write here?

by Jessica Ellis

Choose Circumcision! We Need To Keep Appeasing The Foreskin Wizard

Whatever you think you know is really just the tip.

by Brian Boone

Re-Healthify Your Penis By Cramming It In These Kitchen Gadgets

Hey, you, with the penis. Be honest. Does your penis not work so good anymore? It happens. Stress, medical problems, overuse, and aging take their toll and weaken your love tackle, but there are measures you can take to revive the ol’ pants meat. I’m not talking about pumps or pills—that’s Big Pharma hooey. You …

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by Brian Boone

The Best Abrasive Sponges for Detoxing Your Filthy Penis

When it comes to personal hygiene, many of us men run into the same problem. How do we keep our penises clean, when they’re such dirty lil’ things?

by Brian Steele

Sonic The Hedgehog Confirms: Those Rings He Was Collecting Were Cock Rings

“It is what it is.”

by Toria Sheffield

Buy Our DIY Adult Circumcision Kit—For Just $20!

Yes, it will get infected.

by Jack Bils

Fabulous Fall Crafts To Take Your Mind Off Wesley’s Thunderdick

He’s made it clear that he’s moved on.

by Erik Barnes

Treat Erectile Dysfunction By Dangling “It” Over A Pool Of Hungry Piranhas

Like, VERY hungry.

by Heidi Lux

Attention Men: It’s Okay To Talk About Penis Molting

I’m definitely probably not alone in this, right?

by Luis Prada

This Father’s Day, Deal With Your Daddy Issues By Yelling At Tombstones

Oh, you think that’s dark, do you? Let me tell you what’s dark, my breezy bunny child.

by Zanandi Botes

What’s Up With French Penises? An Exclusive Bunny Ears Investigation

We bought ourselves some gold-studded berets and launched a full-scale investigation. Yes, we were going to discover the true form of the French penis.

by Zanandi Botes