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Hey, you, with the penis. Be honest. Does your penis not work so good anymore? It happens. Stress, medical problems, overuse, and aging take their toll and weaken your love tackle, but there are measures you can take to revive the ol’ pants meat. I’m not talking about pumps or pills—that’s Big Pharma hooey. You […]

When it comes to personal hygiene, many of us men run into the same problem. How do we keep our penises clean, when they’re such dirty lil’ things?

“It is what it is.”

Yes, it will get infected.

He’s made it clear that he’s moved on.

Like, VERY hungry.

I’m definitely probably not alone in this, right?

Oh, you think that’s dark, do you? Let me tell you what’s dark, my breezy bunny child.

We bought ourselves some gold-studded berets and launched a full-scale investigation.  Yes, we were going to discover the true form of the French penis.

Every dad has a pants pickle ready to tickle, but we don’t always put it out there in the best light. Well that ends now.

Are you a man who struggles to find comfortable underwear? Don’t worry; you’re not alone, and we share in your annoyance and anger.

I am not here for it.

Frat parties and butt-chugging kegs are so passé. Sure they get you drunk and horny, but no one’s good at naked stuff when they’ve tossed back too many, so stop kidding yourself.

Penii? Penes? Amanda, what am I supposed to write here?

Whatever you think you know is really just the tip.