Lydia Bugg has written for Cracked.com and Themodernrogue.com. Her star sign is Leo, her spirit animal is a ghost, and her aura is millennial pink.
Having a personal trainer is great but who likes working out? Why move your body around like a poor building rocks for money or whatever when you could just wait for a sexy android body to come on the market someday? It’s tough; the urge to call your personal trainer at 3AM to screech JUST […]
Grimace? Or perhaps Mayor McCheese?
They hold so much jerky.
Don’t kink shame me.
It’s the thought that counts!
Hear us out.
We’ve all been there.
Sobble is good at ‘hiding and crying.’
You know what you did.
What? Oh no.
You’ll wish these demon spirits escaped every year!
They know who they are.
Have you ever gotten a swirly from the defender of the planet? Let me tell you it is brutal.
What is wrong with you?
Prepare to ascend.
You won’t believe the lasting emotional trauma I got from #4!
Because brunch is expensive but tricking your friends into eating your gross food is priceless.
If you love taupe you’re going to lose your shit for this.
Don’t act like you don’t have a thousand favorite subscription boxes.
Hey Janice just wanted to let you know that sweater is super cute and also cancer but you’ve got like thirty years.
Minimum effort with maximum reminders that you’re great and everyone else can suck it.
Hint: It’s whatever we want!
Wow, it was so sweet of Bunny Ears to let me do this little round-up of all the things I’ve been obsessed with lately! Honestly, I’m totally and completely obsessed with so many things that it was hard to narrow it down to just these seven. From dry-brushing to white nail polish to solving my […]
Oh gross, they barfed in this excerpt. C’mon!
We heard one of these recipes made Emma Stone shit in a bush once!
Hint: There’s so fucking many!
It’s not your fault
They’re working for exposure so we started off by exposing them to the measles!
