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Welcome to The Beginner’s Guide, our recurring series where our experts provide everything you need to know about your new endeavor, regardless of what it is. This week, we’ll be taking you through: The Beginner’s Guide To England’s Regional Butthole Slang The United Kingdom is a very small country, but it’s such an old country […]

Seriously. Right now.

You think about your dog. Of course you do. Their cute little button nose. Their thin yet powerful haunches. But do you actually think about your dog? No one else is there for you like your pupper is. Nobody else lights up when you enter the room after being gone for just five damn minutes. […]

Wake up, you actual bear who has been sleeping for months. Bet you’re hungry.

We know you’re probably sick of reading lemon-stuffing articles. Almost every lifestyle blog has been pumping these out like, well, butt lemons. But we promise this definitive guide to lemon stuffing will be the last article you ever have to read about stuffing lemons up your butt! Bunny Ears has your back (which will soon […]

We’ve got the ‘sticking stuff up your butt’ beat covered, thanks.

Have you tried “posterior leakage”?

Here’s what you need to know.

It’s not JUST a pun (though that’s admittedly a big part of this).

It’s a non-ideal situation.

These butts will remind you of a simpler time.

You’re welcome, world.

Ink is beautiful.

They’re like regular hickeys, but on your butt.

The advice for taking a big old honker of a butt plug is the same advice that’s going to help you power your bottom through your podcast’s third rebrand.

“I’m in hell.”

She just fell asleep while submitting a piece and I’ve never been published before so, wow!