Live clean.
Finally!
It’s easy!
We’re tired of it!
It’s the age-old question.
He’s made it clear that he’s moved on.
From Snuckleberry root to Gingerminge.
This isn’t easy.
Seriously.
When Bunny Ears used a stock image of my face in an article about micropenises, I thought my life was over. It was only just beginning.
Having mulled over all the evidence since the dawn of time, we’ve realized that sex with men was an atrocious mistake, and we must apologize.
Hey Janice just wanted to let you know that sweater is super cute and also cancer but you’ve got like thirty years.
Natasha Lyonne and Macaulay Culkin: two definitely not dead celebrities!
Don’t be a dick about it
Penii? Penes? Amanda, what am I supposed to write here?
For me, it started small. It was a beanie that looked like a dick.
