Food and Recipes

5 Recipes To Impress No One Because You Don’t Need To, You’re Perfect

4 years ago by Lydia Bugg

Cookie Recipes That Hide The Bitter Taste Of All Those Crushed Pills

Are you tired of the bitter tasted of crushed up pills? Boy do we have something for you!

by Connie Shin

The Best Edible Recipes For Your Easy Bake Oven

Here are some wacky and nostalgic recipes for edibles baked in the fiery kiln of an Easy-Bake Oven. Users be warned: It isn’t always easy being easy baked.

by Anabel and Genevieve Kane

Why Ham Is The Best Easter Meal—By Me, A Bunny

It’s just my unbiased opinion.

by Amanda Mannen

Ways To Accommodate The Tree Nut Allergy You Chose to Have

If you get halfway through a cookie and find out it has pistachios, you can go ahead and finish it if the cookie is really good.

by Heidi Lux

3 School Lunches Your Child’s Bully Will Love

Cut out the middleman and prep for the bully’s palette instead! It’s good to know there’s at least one person likes your cooking.

by Luis Prada

Here’s What Registered Dietitians Eat When We Forced Them

Hint: It’s whatever we want!

by Lydia Bugg

Archie Tries Goop Recipes on Her Mom: Roasted Chicken

“Has this white woman ever had chicken before?” My dad asks, staring at the chicken. “This tastes like the ghost of flavored meat,” My mom says.

by Archie Grimm

Check Out These New Wet Seeds We’re Calling Pudding

And we’re collectively pretending they taste good, too!

by Carmen Angelica

Healthy Detox Shakes To Make You Shit Your Pants—Just Like The Stars!

We heard one of these recipes made Emma Stone shit in a bush once!

by Lydia Bugg

Best Pie To Celebrate The Perfect Math SAT Score You Bought Your Child

Your smart kids deserve a smart treat!

by Natasha King

How To Not Feel Judged By Your Friends’ Sobriety

I am a human being trying to live her best life. And for me that means vodka all day every day. And I am not going to apologize for that.

by Elizabeth Teets

You’ll Never Guess The Secret Ingredient In My Leprechaun Blood Cleanse!

Hint: It’s not Lucky Charms.

by Brian Boone

3 Ways To Enjoy Your Daylight Savings

Stop wasting all that daylight and put it to work for you!

by Danny Gerdude

Our Recipe For Trapped Spider Mug Cake

Everyone loves mug cake! It’s fast, easy, and impossible to see what’s inside the mug once you’ve begun making it. Here’s how we happened upon this recipe.

by Hana Michels

How To Survive No Martini March

Alcohol is a complicated part of modern life. It’s fun in moderation but damaging in excess, and sometimes the line between the two is blurry. It never hurts to take a break from alcohol for the sake of your physical and mental well-being. But in our busy world of Tinder dates, business lunches, and bar …