Finally!
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Cake is symbolic of special occasions, and why shouldn’t every moment of my life be a special occasion?
We’re so tired.
Avoid humiliation, you giant barbarian.
They are connoisseurs of tushie excellence.
Literal (tainted) love.
But not in a good way.
No one could make it quite like Nana.
And so is Mr. Melon, Johnny Appletreats, and the Cherry Clan!
Save yourself some money (and a visit with your “guy”) by making your own Adderall at home. Now FOCUS.
Mmmm mmm!
It’s the age-old question.
Have you tried Heinz?
Like, “Hey — how did THESE get in here?”
Seriously. You have a problem.
Like an Old Fashioned!
You signed the contract. We all did.
The Burger Kingdom finds itself in dire straits.
Filthy, no good sinners.
Just in time for Thanksgiving!
It’s so good I cannot feel my face.
Keep this insane ruse going just a little longer!
You can eat whatever you want—as long as it’s not food!
This is not a joke.
It has all the ingredients of banana bread?
I’m sure of it.
From Snuckleberry root to Gingerminge.
Seriously, guys. Not cool.
The definitive list.
PB&J is fall, right?
Mmm, they’re so slimy.
Do come in!
From cocaine to molly!
Yes, my gyoza IS pizza-themed!
Just try not to think too hard about it!
Have you tried apple slices and cinnamon?!
Marshmallows are basically nature’s intestinal glue.
It’s both delicious, nutritious, and not a choking hazard if eaten correctly.
We’re sorry to be the ones to break it to you.
Humiliate your neighbors the ethical way.
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