Food and Recipes

We were first to tell you to try charcoal ice cream cones, so let us also be the first to add some unfortunate news!

Want to makeover not just your body but your whole dang life?

Look, we get it. There’s no need to preach to us about how good dog meat can be, and finding a healthy, delicious, vegan alternative can be difficult. Enter jackfruit, a freaky-looking, spiky fruit native to the tropical lowlands of Southeast Asia. Its meaty texture and neutral flavor will leave you amazed that you’re not […]

Minimum effort with maximum reminders that you’re great and everyone else can suck it.

Are you tired of the bitter tasted of crushed up pills? Boy do we have something for you!

Here are some wacky and nostalgic recipes for edibles baked in the fiery kiln of an Easy-Bake Oven. Users be warned: It isn’t always easy being easy baked.

It’s just my unbiased opinion.

If you get halfway through a cookie and find out it has pistachios, you can go ahead and finish it if the cookie is really good.

Cut out the middleman and prep for the bully’s palette instead! It’s good to know there’s at least one person likes your cooking.

Hint: It’s whatever we want!

“Has this white woman ever had chicken before?” My dad asks, staring at the chicken. “This tastes like the ghost of flavored meat,” My mom says.

And we’re collectively pretending they taste good, too!

We heard one of these recipes made Emma Stone shit in a bush once!

Your smart kids deserve a smart treat!

I am a human being trying to live her best life. And for me that means vodka all day every day. And I am not going to apologize for that.

Hint: It’s not Lucky Charms.

Stop wasting all that daylight and put it to work for you!

Everyone loves mug cake! It’s fast, easy, and impossible to see what’s inside the mug once you’ve begun making it. Here’s how we happened upon this recipe.

Alcohol is a complicated part of modern life. It’s fun in moderation but damaging in excess, and sometimes the line between the two is blurry. It never hurts to take a break from alcohol for the sake of your physical and mental well-being. But in our busy world of Tinder dates, business lunches, and bar […]

There’s a valid reason. Kinda.

Why are you doing this to yourself? To all of us?

You probably don’t have anything meaningful to do right now anyway.

All you need is a scalpel and some time.

Thanks to a single plant, I now have so much fucking all-day energy that I’ve been going non-stop for the last 18 hours and am currently writing this at 4:15 in the morning!

You know, for the health benefits.

It’s not hard to make these small changes in your life, it just takes a little planning and a TON of constant anxiety.

Shhhhh.

They’re just extremely delicious drones.

Spider Milk? Wait no spiders do silk. Right. Ignore this. Pretend we never suggested it.

Obadiah died in war!

Nothing sucks the air out of a holiday gathering like sugar-free baked goods and the son with a face only a mother would want to disown.

Fuck! Are you feeling this?

Red is the color of stop and blood!

Mother Earth is counting on you.

Embrace your inner basic.

Really thought Europe would teach us how to love again.

Because nothing feels as good as fitting into designer skinny jeans. Not even love.

Not to be confused for 3AM recipes.

How do you decide where to go to find inner peace and hopefully an affair with someone whose voice doesn’t make you wish you would just die already.

Prawns. What are they? Do they have feelings? Most importantly, are they different from shrimp?

I swear to fucking God they better after all of this bullshit I went through this year.

It isn’t worth it, just stay home.

She was a piece of work.