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These Prenatal Potatoes Pause Your Postpartum Depression

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I Support Wildlife Preservation So I Can Eat The Last Of Every Animal

Yes, even the cute ones. Especially the cute ones. Mmmmm delicious wildlife preservation.

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How To Incorporate More Mighty Beanz Into Your Diet

Get ready to feel fantastic!

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You Legally Can’t Stop Us From Saying These Recipes Are Brownies

We checked.

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4 Healthy Meal Ideas for a Pescatarian Diet!

I was shocked when my allergist told me I had a reaction to every single fruit and vegetable on the test except for onions and potatoes. I’d spent hours on that table while he prodded me with twigs and leaves, it was easily the worst food play of my life. I had spent a few […]

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This Easy Slow Cooker Pork Recipe Definitely Doesn’t Taste Like Impending Divorce

Look, I’ve never really been all that great at this homemaker stuff, OK? We had a live-in nanny/housekeeper/cook who helped out a bit when I was young. But between fashion camp and miniature horse polo I never really had the time to learn myself. I like to think I’m just better suited to the era […]

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The Importance Of Time-Travel-Restricted Eating

Look, we love food as much as the next guy. But there has to be limits. That’s why time travel restricted meals are so important.

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Ramen Garnishes That Say “Adventurous but Late with Rent”

Maybe getting fired was fortunate and being a foodie is my thing now!

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Two Days in Southeast Portland: A Bunny Ears Travel Guide

Insider tip: Portland’s hottest neighborhood sits at the foot of a volcano. Known for its supply-and-demand-defying concentration of pour-over coffee shops (not to mention an over-saturated body ink scene!), the South Tabor community affords visitors decent eats and some seriously earthy nightlife options. One day is too short a time to embrace it, but two […]

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Wedding Menus That Say ‘I’m Rich And No One Will Tell Me No’

Finally!

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Finding the Perfect Vape Flavor To Pair With Your Glaring Personality Flaws

Looking to start vaping? Our team of experts will guide you into finding a flavor that nicely complements your inability to grow up.

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5 Reasons Why I Ate This Entire Cake by Myself

Cake is symbolic of special occasions, and why shouldn’t every moment of my life be a special occasion?

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Oh God, Our New Food Critic Is A Dog

We’re so tired.

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A Simple Guide To Wines So You Don’t Look Like A Caveman At Dinner 

Avoid humiliation, you giant barbarian.

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The Michelin Guide To Eating Ass

They are connoisseurs of tushie excellence.

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My Secret Ingredient Is Love, Which Has Been Recalled Due To Fecal Contamination

Literal (tainted) love.

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The Very Hungry Caterpillar Diet Transformed My Body

But not in a good way.

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I Finally Found My Grandma’s Secret Lube Recipe

No one could make it quite like Nana.

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Alexander The Grape Is Back From The Dead, Unlike Your Grandma

And so is Mr. Melon, Johnny Appletreats, and the Cherry Clan!

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A Handy Recipe For Homemade Adderall

Save yourself some money (and a visit with your “guy”) by making your own Adderall at home. Now FOCUS.

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This Cookie Recipe Will Finally Convince Santa To Clap Them Cheeks

Mmmm mmm!

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How Well Hung Should I Make My Anatomically Correct Gingerbread Men?

It’s the age-old question.

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The Best Ketchups To Make Any Fancy Steak Better

Have you tried Heinz?

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The Best Jokes To Help Deflect Judgement When You’re An Adult Buying Lunchables

Like, “Hey — how did THESE get in here?”

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Christmas Cocktails You’ll Love Because You’re An Alcoholic

Seriously. You have a problem.

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6 Simple Cocktails To Keep Your Inevitable Intervention Casual

Like an Old Fashioned!

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7 Soups You’re Legally Obligated To Make All Winter

You signed the contract. We all did.

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So What Exactly Happens If The Burger King Produces No Heir?

The Burger Kingdom finds itself in dire straits.

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It’s Okay To Eat Turkeys Because Turkeys Are Sinners

Filthy, no good sinners.

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Our Best Recipes For Turkey Nipples

Just in time for Thanksgiving!

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Try This Healthy Popcorn Alternative: PopKorn!

It’s so good I cannot feel my face.

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The Best Cakes To Smash Into Your Face When Trying To Fool A Social Worker

Keep this insane ruse going just a little longer!

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I Went Down Four Pant Sizes On The Matter-Eater Lad Diet

You can eat whatever you want—as long as it’s not food!

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Secret Menu Items You’ll Be Killed For Knowing About

This is not a joke.

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I Think I Made Banana Bread?

It has all the ingredients of banana bread?

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Things My Sommelier Said That Convinced Me He Fucks The Wine

I’m sure of it.

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D-Tea-F: Herbal Teas That’ll Horny You Up

From Snuckleberry root to Gingerminge.

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Who Peed In My Kombucha?

Seriously, guys. Not cool.

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Meatless Burgers Ranked By How Bad They Made Me Shit My Pants

The definitive list.

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Fall Recipes For Your Kids To Try While You Fuck Their Gym Teacher

PB&J is fall, right?

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The Summer Guide To Eating Hard Boiled Eggs On The Beach

Mmm, they’re so slimy.

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This Hotel Is So Much More Than a Hotel—It’s Made of Candy, Children

Do come in!

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Which Drug Pairs Best With Your Morning Coffee?

From cocaine to molly!

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My Restaurant Will Proudly Fuck Up Your Culture’s Signature Dish

Yes, my gyoza IS pizza-themed!

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You Can Buy Culkin Cheddar As Long As You Don’t Ask Where It Comes From

Just try not to think too hard about it!

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