…Quiz: Do You Have A Savior Complex Or Are You Just Jesus?…
…Roast Beef: Lunch Meat or Middle Toe? Little Piggies Respond…
…Hats are cool…
…BREAKING NEWS: New Yorkers shocked to learn Staten Island isn’t part of New Jersey…
…15 found dead in Warner Bros. Water Tower, at the Warner Movie lot…
…Trump revealed to actually be doing the Harlem Shake for the past 18 months…
…AMBER ALERT: Spoon; Last seen running away with a Dish…
…9 Out Of 10 Dentists Agree: Africa Is Not A Country…
Cigarettes linked to cancer!
…Waldo still missing…
…World Awaits Next Carrot Top Prop…
…Quiz: Which 90s Murderer Are You?…
…Colonel Sanders Found to Have Never Served in the Military…
…Woman Credits Bikini Bod to “Thousands of Tiny Stomach Worms…
…Medieval Times to get modern update…
…Forks and outlets: you decide…
…AMBER ALERT: Amber Tamblyn…
…God found dead in space…
…The Academy Awards ‘In Memoriam’ Forgets To Mention Macaulay Culkin For The Third Year In A Row…
Cancer linked to death!
…Lindbergh baby missing…
…“Specialist” not a real designation…
…Thoughts and prayers found to be cancerous…
…Camcorder found in uncle bob’s basement, police investigate…
…BREAKING: Grandmother Not Actually As Proud Of You As She Says…
…Tropic of Cancer sues Caribbean Medical Board for copyright infringement…
…Ophthalmologist: Glasses Are Sexy…
…Dog’s Feet Smell Like Vacuum Cleaner Bag…
…Waldo found… Nope, not him…
…Quiz: Does He Know You’re Illiterate? …
…2019 NHL Season Put On Ice…
…Mannequins found in store window…
…4-8-15-16- … eh, Lost sucks…
…All the news that isn’t really news…
…AMBER ALERT: Tiffany Amber Thiessen…
…Study finds that 9 out of 10 studies are for nerds…
…10 Out Of 10 Car Salesmen Agree, You Need A New Car…
…Scientists find that Vaping is dope AF…
…Local Mom Still Talking About Tupperware…
…Four turtles and a rat found dead of toxic poisoning…
…Christmas Scheduled to Happen Again This Year…
…Forever 21 Turns 34 this year…
…Cancer and Death to marry… cigarettes devastated…
…Entertainment personality ahead in the polls…
…BitCoins Revealed To Be Pogs All Along…
…For sale: baby shoes, never worn…
…I fucking hate this job… Also, Brian is an asshole…
…”Peacoat” not what name suggests…
…San Francisco and Oakland make up; will become one city…

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