Horoscopes Archives | bunny ears
…Hats are cool…
…Roast Beef: Lunch Meat or Middle Toe? Little Piggies Respond…
…AMBER ALERT: Tiffany Amber Thiessen…
…Waldo still missing…
…Corks Found To Only Be Holding Things Back…
…Forks and outlets: you decide…
…Supreme Court Rules: We Rule! …
…Trump Asks Media “What’s A Tariff?”…
…Mannequins found in store window…
…Christmas Scheduled to Happen Again This Year…
Cancer linked to death!
…Four turtles and a rat found dead of toxic poisoning…
…Teeth Found To Be Tongue Prison…
Cigarettes linked to cancer!
…Police Discover Two Bodies In Witch’s Oven…
…Study finds that 9 out of 10 studies are for nerds…
…9 Out Of 10 Dentists Agree: Vacuums Suck…
…RIP KOKO…
…Forever 21 Turns 34 this year…
…Newest Gaming Trend: Personal Space…
…Queen Kong???…
…Medieval Times to get modern update…
…Tropic of Cancer sues Caribbean Medical Board for copyright infringement…
…Quiz: Do You Have A Savior Complex Or Are You Just Jesus?…
…Lindbergh baby missing…
…“Specialist” not a real designation…
…BREAKING NEWS: Dumb Is Spelled With A ‘B’…
…Thoughts and prayers found to be cancerous…
…Dog’s Feet Smell Like Vacuum Cleaner Bag…
…Ophthalmologist: Glasses Are Sexy…
…Psychic Predicts World Already Over…
…BREAKING: Grandmother Not Actually As Proud Of You As She Says…
…”Peacoat” not what name suggests…
…Cancer and Death to marry… cigarettes devastated…
…San Francisco and Oakland make up; will become one city…
…BitCoins Revealed To Be Pogs All Along…
…15 found dead in Warner Bros. Water Tower, at the Warner Movie lot…
…Scientists find that Vaping is dope AF…
…BREAKING NEWS: New Yorkers shocked to learn Staten Island isn’t part of New Jersey…
…Secret Ingredient To Sushi Discovered: FISH…
…Hillary Clinton Still Roaming The Woods…
…Snow Is Just Rain That Forgot To Melt…
…City Announces Subway Being Rebranded As “Uber Metro”…
…Entertainment personality ahead in the polls…
…Murder Victim Speaks Out…
…10 Out Of 10 Car Salesmen Agree, You Need A New Car…
…Man Wakes Up From 10 Year Coma, Asks, “What’s Up With Lance Armstrong?”…
…AMBER ALERT: Spoon; Last seen running away with a Dish…
…Quiz: Does He Know You’re Illiterate? …
…Colonel Sanders Found to Have Never Served in the Military…
…Local Mom Still Talking About Tupperware…
…God found dead in space…
…AMBER ALERT: Amber Tamblyn…
…9 Out Of 10 Dentists Agree: Africa Is Not A Country…
…The Academy Awards ‘In Memoriam’ Forgets To Mention Macaulay Culkin For The Third Year In A Row…
…Quiz: Which 90s Murderer Are You?…
… Michael Jordan Comes Out Of Retirement To Dunk On Angela Merkel…
… Red and Yellow Is The New Black…

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