Tag Archives: holidays

Mother’s Day shouldn’t just be about the woman who actually gave birth to you. What’s wrong with honoring all the people you accidentally called “Mom?”

Fellow spiritual siblings, if you’ve been on a vision journey over the last 12 months, you may be blissfully preparing for the season of peace and joy. Unfortunately, here on the bodily plane, it turns out that everything everywhere is now terrible. But nothing can stop the lighting of the menorah or the trimming of […]

So, so many things.

Deck the halls with a perfect Christmas tree, you absolutely miserable bastard.

‘Alas for Baby Yoda, he bore a little crutch, and had his limbs supported by an iron frame!’

Luckily, he’s AWESOME at gifts.

Ken Shamrock? Or perhaps Tatanka?

Mmmm mmm!

You’re welcome!

It’s easy!

We’re tired of it!

It’s the age-old question.

It’s definitely possible!

Anal beads are incredibly versatile.

Who invited Steve?

The days are getting colder, and that means Father Depression is on his way.

It’s a surefire way to survive the day intact.

Just in time for Thanksgiving!

Show your tree how much you love it…physically.

It’s incredibly disturbing.

Santa is the ultimate space daddy and now you may want to get your own but stay away!

Nothing sucks the air out of a holiday gathering like sugar-free baked goods and the son with a face only a mother would want to disown.

Same time, same place, same genetics. Eh, with modern dating, who has time to care about all three?

All level-headed, thoughtful adults know that Santa is totally real and totally in need of some sweet Christmas presents.

Honestly, who goes ‘Oh a mug? Fantastic, that’s what I’ve always wanted and had no idea how to get’

Get ready.