Tag Archives: holidays

winter dresses

Chic Winter Dresses That Scream ‘AGGHHH I’M NOT A DRESS I’M ALIIIVE’

It’s incredibly disturbing.
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Relationship Advice: How Do I Get A Daddy Like Santa?

Santa is the ultimate space daddy and now you may want to get your own but stay away!
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Sugar-Free Christmas Cookies Less Disappointing Than Your Incel Son

Nothing sucks the air out of a holiday gathering like sugar-free baked goods and the son with a face only a mother would want to disown.

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dating

Holiday Dating Hack: Just Fuck Your Cousins?

Same time, same place, same genetics. Eh, with modern dating, who has time to care about all three?
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Gift Ideas For Santa, Who Is Real, Despite What Liars Say

All level-headed, thoughtful adults know that Santa is totally real and totally in need of some sweet Christmas presents.
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Festive Seasonal Mugs That Zero People Want From You This Christmas

Honestly, who goes ‘Oh a mug? Fantastic, that’s what I’ve always wanted and had no idea how to get’
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Which Fight You’ll Have With Your Mom This Thanksgiving—Based On Your Sign!

Get ready.
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accidentally called mom

Mother’s Day Gift Ideas For People You’ve Accidentally Called ‘Mom’

Mother’s Day shouldn’t just be about the woman who actually gave birth to you. What’s wrong with honoring all the people you accidentally called “Mom?”
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cocoa

These New Twists On Hot Cocoa Might Literally Save Your Life

Fellow spiritual siblings, if you’ve been on a vision journey over the last 12 months, you may be blissfully preparing for the season of peace and joy. Unfortunately, here on the bodily plane, it turns out that everything everywhere is now terrible. But nothing can stop the lighting of the menorah or the trimming of …

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There Are So Many Things Besides Stuffing You Can Put In A Turkey

So, so many things.
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christmas tree

Which Christmas Tree Is Right For Your Empty, Loveless Apartment?

Deck the halls with a perfect Christmas tree, you absolutely miserable bastard.
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'A Christmas Carol' with Baby Yoda

We Replaced All References To Tiny Tim In ‘A Christmas Carol’ With Baby Yoda

‘Alas for Baby Yoda, he bore a little crutch, and had his limbs supported by an iron frame!’
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Kayfabe Super Secret Santa

Uh-Oh…CM Punk Got Seth Rollins As His Double Kayfabe Super Secret Santa

Luckily, he’s AWESOME at gifts.
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Annual Holiday Fight

Which Wrestler Should You Bring To Your Family’s Annual Holiday Fight?

Ken Shamrock? Or perhaps Tatanka?
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Convince Santa To Clap Them Cheeks

This Cookie Recipe Will Finally Convince Santa To Clap Them Cheeks

Mmmm mmm!
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Macaulay Culkin's Official Holiday Gift Guide

Macaulay Culkin’s Official Holiday Gift Guide!

You’re welcome!
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How To Blame Santa For The Dicks You Drew On Your Kids’ Faces

It’s easy!
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How To Stop Santa

How To Stop Santa From Drawing A Dick On Your Face This Year

We’re tired of it!
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How Well Hung Should I Make My Anatomically Correct Gingerbread Men?

It’s the age-old question.
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Holiday Party Blackout

How To Sell Your Holiday Party Blackout As Insightful Social Commentary

It’s definitely possible!
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Repurpose Your Sex toys

How To Repurpose Your Sex Toys For Tasteful Holiday Décor

Anal beads are incredibly versatile.
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Your Friendsgiving

Every Person at Your Friendsgiving, Ranked

Who invited Steve?
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Let Us Prepare For The Arrival Of Father Depression!

The days are getting colder, and that means Father Depression is on his way.
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mermaid facts

Mermaids Facts To Scream Over Your Uncle’s Racist Rants This Thanksgiving

It’s a surefire way to survive the day intact.
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Our Best Recipes For Turkey Nipples

Just in time for Thanksgiving!
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arbor day

Fuck Your Tree The Way It Deserves To Be Fucked This Arbor Day

Show your tree how much you love it…physically.
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