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‘This has nothing to do with Brock Lesnar,’ Kingston said while swimming with dolphins.

We took a look back in honor of Hell in a Cell 2019.

Featuring Greg ‘Good Guy with a Gun’ vs. The Abortion Stopper!

Rust-proofing is free, blood-proofing costs extra.

Your sadness makes for a great all-natural solution.

Or else we’ll open up a can of whoop-ass!

Can the world make the necessary changes?

True story.

It’s an archaic text.

It’s not gonna be easy.

Why limit the times and places you use wrestling-speak?

Yes, it’s awkward.

He calls it “the people’s infection.”

Why did this have to happen?

From a children’s ball pit to the International Space Station.

Dress to impress! With skulls.

Like your nephew’s Bar Mitzvah!

(They’re ‘totally not just waiting around for Shane.’)

He changed my life.

Lydia “Full Diaper” Ginero is a force to be reckoned with.

There are so many solid options.

Hint: It involves bears.

Like that time he drank moderately and turned in early.

My childhood dream came true!

So much carnage. So many Joes.

I only have one thing to say to him.

God, he hates snakes. Just so much.

Just breathe. Then power slam.

It Was For WrestleMania 30

It’s beach time, baby! Snag Jerry Lawler’s spring break look by making yourself look old AF. Trust us, this will be a major hit.

Trick him into an open relationship with a Superstar Shakeup key party!

For the cult leader on the go!

Sometimes it seems EVERYONE in the WWE has their own schtick. But Chris Jericho was the MASTER of disguise.

Learn how to achieve the perfect Giant Gonzales Beach Body with our exclusive Bunny Ears makeover guide.

Former professional wrestler + day spa = yes, please!

Not even the time gem can take this one back.

This was supposed to be MY thing.

Try the phenomenal sensory deprivation egg and start depriving your way to success!

Revel in your anger and confusion. WWE entrance music will put you in whatever kind of mood you want to be in.