Tag Archives: fashion

We’ve got looks are so flirtatiously feminine that they’ll literally make the sky blast gusts of wind up your skirt like the top dog on your neighborhood’s predator watchlist.

Use this guide, and everywhere you go, people will think that you’re the real Grimace!

Bleaching your butthole is out. Bleaching then TIE-DYING your butthole is very in.

Bling out that b-hole!

We’ve all been there.

They’re incredibly distracting.

It’s time to cover up that unsightly green.

‘Are you on Twitter? Okay, let’s back up.’

They hold so much jerky.

Finally.

Don’t kink shame me.

Because it definitely will be someone.

Dress to impress! With skulls.

You know? What’s his name.

Yasss!

I guess this is one trick I was never meant to nail.

They know who they are.

Things to buy for your Dad and/or your Brad.

Read on for the latest trends in dildo couture.

Want to look hot? Get a pair of glasses They’ll make you look hot. Especially if you’re already hot.

We might be living in a lifeless, barren wasteland, but it’s nothing a little color wouldn’t spruce up if we hadn’t killed every color but grey!

It’s that time of year again!

Your mom’s sensible beige bra is going to look soooo good on you.

Not only are my Lincoln Log hinges fashionable they also make so many daily activities better. No longer do I have to worry about damaging my joints when I do yoga.

The goth look is out. The baroque look is in.

The color of the month is flesh!