Michael McCollor

Parenting is hard—and it’s even harder when you’re a Frankenstein.

The first stage of grief is harder than the last stage of Forest of Illusion.

Words of affirmation cost extra.

My wife isn’t thrilled either.

‘The Earth was created in six days, and Luchasaurus was not a part of it.’

Pro wrestlers LOVE the holidays!

I’m serious this time.

The list is longer than you’d think.

It’s the thing Bobbly Lashley loves most.

You can do this.

Find out what he’s up to once and for all.

There’s literally no downside.

There’s so much yelling.

Is no one else extremely bothered by this?!

Here comes the pain … but maybe, just maybe, the love is worth it.

It’s worth a shot!

WWE is apparently attempting to “raise the stakes.”

Because it could literally be about fucking anything.

The mythology is wildly inconsistent, guys.

Make that bear a home.

Vince McMahon is reportedly “very stressed.”

It was super weird and not at all what we wanted.

Branklin and Conch can’t even get through the trailer.

We’re kind of in unchartered territory here.

‘This has nothing to do with Brock Lesnar,’ Kingston said while swimming with dolphins.

Things are so awkward now.

‘I think something might be up with him.’

Rust-proofing is free, blood-proofing costs extra.

Six hours? Seven?

Put in the code for infinite empathy.

There’s a LOT to consider.

Breathe into those feelings of fullness…

By god, those jewels must be found!

I want answers.

‘I’m not good at hands.’

Give your pregnancy a DIY twist!

It’s not okay.

Wow.

That briefcase works for ANY championship.

He now works at a mid-level corporate acquisitions firm.

Like deep inside a mountain!

It truly couldn’t have gone worse.

He calls it “the people’s infection.”

Kant (1724-1804) was a figure of great influence in the areas of epistemology, ethics, and ass-kicking.

Mmm, they’re so slimy.