Spiritual Wellness

Talk about your dumb luck.

If Dick Cheney had a period the Iraq war would have never been started because he would be too busy going to the hospital every full moon.

You aren’t paying all that money for someone to tell you you are wrong!

Your marriage is more like gold than you think, which is why you should invest in both your love and this incredibly stable currency form TODAY!

Each author on this list is more talented than all the men here combined.

Move over Fudgy the Whale, crude needle poke tattoos are the new big children’s party must-have of the year!

That’s right—working isn’t just for poor people.

Do you know what it’s like to have your child come home with a report card that says she’s “such a bright student and a joy to be around” but says nothing – nothing – about you?

This needs to stop. My mother’s threatening to leave.

Boy do these sting!

It’s so much healthier to bring your baby into the world with a water birth. And it costs next to nothing to do it down at the local pool!

We’ve all been there.

I already know the answer due to my years of experience as a dream interpreter, but have you tried watching something other than porn as you fall asleep?

I am not here for it.

Say you already know your healthy husband is about to die from mysterious causes. Which life insurance policy should you choose for him?

The neighbors were admittedly displeased.

I can’t help but wonder: when will it be my turn? When will I get to delicately balance myself on four posts above some woman as she marries the man of her dreams?

What possible reason could they have to object to this beautiful forty foot silk effigy of a naked hairy Greek New Age musician?

Everything seems awful all of the time these days, but are you sure that’s really the case? We’ll make the case that you should cheer up a bit.

Jesus Christ, really? I can’t wait to see the suggested ads on this one.

As a five time Breastfeeding Olympic athlete there is nothing I wouldn’t do to grab another gold. This is what I am doing to train.

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