…Drugs In Water Supply Treat Fish’s Depression…
…Gordon Ramsay Signed Beef Wellington Sells For 1.6 Million…
…Mother Struggles To Explain Scott Baio To Her Child…
…Chill Girlfriend Constantly Suppressing Everything…
…Woman Memorizes Snapple Fact In Case Tonight’s Party Is That Bad…
…6 Year Online Romance Ends In Weird Handshake…
…13th month discovered between February and March….
…Email From Mom Has 4 FWDs In Subject Line…
…According to studies studying causes cancer…
…Half The World’s Bees Have Never Seen The Show Seinfeld…
…Report reveals Rice-A-Roni actually from Detroit…
…A New Generation Of Turtles Are Learning Martial Arts…
…Opinion: We’re In A Golden Age Of Trash Talking…
…’Glow Up’ Discovered To Just Be DBZ Reference…
…Opinion: I Have The Best Smile And Coolest Personality …
…Study: Loss Of Car Leads To 1000% Catcalling Increase…
…Sugar daddy eaten by ants…
…Children May Be Stupider And Weaker Than Previously Thought…
…Am I standing right behind you? The answer might surprise you!…
…Did Tupac fake his birth?…
…Violent Pokémon dispute sparks trade war…
…Hurricane wipes out town of Duckberg…
…Shazaam not a real movie…Google it…
…Confirmed: Everyone is hanging out without you…
…Research shows laughter definitely not the best medicine…
…Very smart toilet begs for death…
…Unusually Buff Dog Not Breaking Eye Contact…
…Against All Odds, Man Learns To Dance…
…Bunny Ears wins prestigious Bunny Ears website of the year award at the Bunny Ears Awards…
…Fourth grade teacher found to be not as hot as you remember…
…Don’t Forget To Grab Milk…
…Survey finds startling amount of ghosts are racist….
… Michael Jordan Comes Out Of Retirement To Dunk On Angela Merkel…
…Adult Hearing Mom Use Their Full Name Still Terrified…
…Local Couple Adopts Blind Dogs And Just Puts Them Down…
…Santa is real, and he lives in your crawl space….
…Reported discovery of new planet turns out to be your mom…
…Update: Only very tiny hats now cool…
…Breaking: Absolutely no one wang chunging tonight…
…Breaking – There’s A Spider In Your Pocket…
…Hospital Cracks Down On Patients Getting Chemo For Fun…
…Big dick energy drink selling poorly…
…Scientists find that deja vu is just alternate timeline of you dying…
…Your Dog Might Have A Secret Passport…
…Millennials Are Disrupting The Banjo Industry…
…Help, I’m Trapped In A Headline Writing Factory. Details To Follow…
…Woman With Scoliosis Has Detailed Knowledge Of Floor-…
…Quiz: Is This The Good Milk?…
…Single Woman Manages To Meet Food Delivery Minimum…
…New Boyfriend Eats Imitation Crab Straight From The Package…
…According to studies accordions are unsteady…
…Dollars to donuts exchange crashing…
…Man pretty sure Game Of Thrones is historically accurate…
…Local white guy “gets it”…
…Single 32 Year Old Patiently Waits For Friends To Get Divorced…
…Scientists Discover A Lot Of Cool Junk In Older Brother’s Room…
…Spoiler alert: The milk has gone bad…
…Man discovers woman already knows thing he was going to tell her….

Brian Boone