Tag Archives: relationships

Words of affirmation cost extra.

Bunny Ears got to sit down with the relationships of Clueless to see how they’re doing now.

Modern love is a strange, exhausting experience.

I honestly don’t see the problem.

What now?

Give the gift of shade!

Who invited Steve?

It’s a reasonable question.

It’s all adding up.

Here’s why.

It takes both time and commitment to get me anywhere even close to an orgasm.

This is something we’ve thought about. A lot.

It’s about family, faith, and unrelenting blue balls.

It will only lead to disappointment.

Finally—a definitive answer.

Things are so awkward now.

It’s so chill, brah.

Put in the code for infinite empathy.

Is it jealousy? It’s probably jealousy.

Is it Goliath? Or maybe Bronx?

Want to make things weird?

‘I’m not good at hands.’

Wow.

We’ve all been there.

What goes where?!

Just breathe. Then power slam.

I realized I was doing everything exactly right.

This is the story of my intense gummy shark fetish.

It’s easy!

Having mulled over all the evidence since the dawn of time, we’ve realized that sex with men was an atrocious mistake, and we must apologize.

Show your tree how much you love it…physically.

Don’t be a dick about it

What possible reason could they have to object to this beautiful forty foot silk effigy of a naked hairy Greek New Age musician?