Health

Everything must go! As soon as possible!

“Did you know that Austin, Texas had a serial killer that pre-dates Jack The Ripper?”

Yeah, we are doomed, but at least there is cake!

Here’s your official, foolproof STD diagnoses via unforgettable song stylings that, believe it or not, beat West Side Story out for a Tony. Because racism.

Let’s throw up together!

Honestly, who goes ‘Oh a mug? Fantastic, that’s what I’ve always wanted and had no idea how to get’

Let’s see the guys down at Home Depot do this!

Breathtaking.

It’s sure to probably work. Maybe?

This is your chance to be part of something amazing!

I know, it sounds ludicrous, but I assure you this is no joke.

We really meant to get into this whole workout thing, but then we just got carried away with the fucking. You get it, right?

Fucking again with this shit?

Free yourself of sinus infections once and for all (and confound investigators).

The night gave way to passion. But now it’s morning, and you have to get the fuck out of here without everyone at this wedding knowing.

I think you’re afraid to know true enlightenment. I get it, navigating the higher planes of existence can be scary at first.

With a little of that sweet, sweet Uncle Sam start-up money and some human ingenuity, you, too, can rent a luxury water vehicle.

Nothing beats curling up with a good book, flipping through its pages, holding it right side up, and, of course, telling people you’re reading it so they think you’re smart.

Few have been able to identify what the sun actually is. Until now.

We shouldn’t let our thirst for power interfere with our compassion for our spiritual companions.

I know there have been a lot of questions since I, Quarog The World Eater, appeared in the space that surrounds your planet.

I mean seriously, come on, Titanic II? That has us written all over it.

After discovering a murderous golem in my community, I tracked it down and killed it to create my very own golem clay mask. And you can, too!

What better way to pay respect to the pets you miss than to plant a produce garden in their name, right on top of their graves?

Before you pack up the station wagon, it’s only natural to wonder what to do if that thing from The Happening happens.

As many of you know, every year, we here at Bunny Ears bring you a detailed guide to all things autumn. Normally, our interactive autumnal map allows you to search B&Bs in the area by size, style, and quaint charm, while our color wheel breaks down every leaf shade permutation possible by region and time […]

Just mainline that ‘ish.