Thank you, Lizzo.
Sure, death is forever. But so is the perfect instagram pic!
Like the Harvard Yard Festival, where stake-burning is encouraged!
It’s also calling each new challenge “mandated knowledge”?
Do you know the signs?
Get in touch with their inner lives!
Yasss!
This isn’t easy.
Marshmallows are basically nature’s intestinal glue.
Don’t you just hate it when we start going crazy when you’re without your phone for a week after a mass assailant robs you of it at gunpoint? Me too.
We provide college credit.
Are you a Passionfruit? Perhaps a Key Lime?
Will it be garden soil? Or perhaps a mailbox?
What? Oh no.
We guarantee you’ll break the internet.
Adult diaper play is nothing to be ashamed of…but abusing the earth IS.
There’s so many kinds of foods you can think about!
But why, though?
Consider naming your son any one of these feminist names that also mean vagina.
You’re welcome in advance!
Have you heard of the Waxing Ex Crescent moon?
It’s both delicious, nutritious, and not a choking hazard if eaten correctly.
We’re sorry to be the ones to break it to you.
What goes where?!
For a mere $499!
You’ll wish these demon spirits escaped every year!
He keeps yapping “In my room, I want you here.”
They know who they are.
Have you ever gotten a swirly from the defender of the planet? Let me tell you it is brutal.
A Bunny Ears original poem.
Build upon shared interests.
Better make sure you rejuvenate your dead uncle’s creepy cabin before you start summer vacation.
Seriously. I’m doing fine.
Humiliate them until they dissolve in shame and fear.
The blindness is SO worth it.
What is wrong with you?
Humiliate your neighbors the ethical way.
Oh, you think that’s dark, do you? Let me tell you what’s dark, my breezy bunny child.
Getting whipped with a tiny man on your back has never felt so good!
Are you part of the problem, or the solution?
Oh God. Is this normal?
Yes, there is a right way.
Vacation should be about leaving your old life and tired connections behind, along with most of your clothes and ALL of your money!
Good luck, other websites. We’re planting our flag in this search result.
