Here are some wacky and nostalgic recipes for edibles baked in the fiery kiln of an Easy-Bake Oven. Users be warned: It isn’t always easy being easy baked.
It’s just my unbiased opinion.
It’s gotta be good for something, right?
Our hot new antibiotics primer let’s you get the most out of this year’s music festival without looking like a basic penicillin loser.
If you get halfway through a cookie and find out it has pistachios, you can go ahead and finish it if the cookie is really good.
Bad news: you won’t be taking a glorious spring beach escape this year. Good news: We found out who booked your spot, and they’re so much cooler than you!
We followed Rami Malek around to see what he gets up to, and then kidnapped him!
Cut out the middleman and prep for the bully’s palette instead! It’s good to know there’s at least one person likes your cooking.
Pretty soon I stopped saying, “I’m sorry, why is this extra hot latte I asked for undrinkably hot? Are you trying to kill me via Starbucks?” and started saying, “Thank you for burning my tongue and ruining my day, you incompetent shit.”
Show your tree how much you love it…physically.
These cute and cuddly teddy bears are a great way to accentuate your manly space.
We asked a team of experts.
FYI it’s gonna fuck you up!
We prefer cash. Thanks.
Hint: It’s whatever we want!
Because every woman has been there.
Your move, Edwina.
Wow, it was so sweet of Bunny Ears to let me do this little round-up of all the things I’ve been obsessed with lately! Honestly, I’m totally and completely obsessed with so many things that it was hard to narrow it down to just these seven. From dry-brushing to white nail polish to solving my […]
Your wedding gift registry isn’t about tradition, it’s about letting guests know you can outscrew anyone, in explicit detail!
Some self-described Sapiosexuals are pansexual and pretentious, but others are just pretentious. You’re smart, you fuck smart, and everyone should know it.
A few easy tricks to help soften the blow.
The long wet reign of terror by 69 is out. It’s time for a new sex number, baby. Meet 82, the number that ones to get down and dirty with YOU!
The ocean is terrible and full of scary fish and fish-monsters. Why do you want to go there? What’s wrong with you?
Stop spitting them into the garbage and do something useful with those beetles that emerge from your mouth for inscrutable reasons.
“Has this white woman ever had chicken before?” My dad asks, staring at the chicken. “This tastes like the ghost of flavored meat,” My mom says.
Don’t be a dick about it
Fake it until you make it! And by “it” I mean “identity theft”
I tried out this new Face/Off procedure so I could see what I could learn about my childhood in order to be able to exploit it for an internet article. Here is what I learned.
We believe in being introspective and learning about ourselves. That’s why we hired serious professionals to smell our farts.
We bought ourselves some gold-studded berets and launched a full-scale investigation. Yes, we were going to discover the true form of the French penis.
Worth it.
It’s that time of year again!
Oh gross, they barfed in this excerpt. C’mon!
I’m mortified just thinking of what to write here!
They’re like regular hickeys, but on your butt.
Hint: You’re not going to want to go anywhere near a What Kind of Fast Food are You Based on Your Zodiac article if you’re a Pisces!
Every dad has a pants pickle ready to tickle, but we don’t always put it out there in the best light. Well that ends now.
Or do you hate your children too much help them succeed?
There are so many substances you can use to masturbate. All that I ask is that you don’t use my luxurious moisturizer. It’s not too much to ask, is it?
It’s only a matter of time.
They’re so inspirational!
And we’re collectively pretending they taste good, too!
Is it possible I jumped the gun?
Thanks to another round of inevitable cyber hacks, we’ve all known how the series finale of Game of Thrones would go down for months now. And diehard fans have found the perfect way to honor the fact that winter is going — by shaving Game of Thrones spoilers into their pubes, of course! Perhaps as expected, […]