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Never read “Little Women”? Now you have time!

It’s a conversation every parent should have with their child.

Your mom’s sensible beige bra is going to look soooo good on you.

“As I waded into a murky backyard pool in Long Beach, California, I felt that familiar tightening in my gut. My anxiety was rearing its ugly head, reminding me that I have an ever-present passenger. I continued forward, my lonely thighs now fully submerged, and felt a pinch. Then two more. I was not alone […]

It’s basically spiritual diarrhea!

But how can a gal turn her “Netflix and Chill” event into a fully-blown strap-attack? Here are some helpful movies and shows to get you started…

Ladies, these spring perfumes will strongly remember him of springs from long ago AND send him into a downward spiral over deep feelings of loss.

More than 150 million Americans play video games, many online. And from what we’ve heard, online gaming is apparently one of the most toxic environments around.

We heard one of these recipes made Emma Stone shit in a bush once!

Remember, your sex life doesn’t need to follow the Geneva Convention, so just have fun with it!

Love Yourself And Others Will Follow, Even The Paid Actors Pretending To Be Your Parents.

Are our kids spending too much time plopped in front of their families, growing lazy from all that unconditional love? Heck yes!

It’s easy!

It feels good to unplug from society. It’s almost like Walden Pond, because Henry David Thoreau also had his mom nearby to help him out if he ever needed anything, like the password for the wifi.

Talk about your dumb luck.

Where would gender equality be if Jacobson didn’t have the strength to write social media posts and that one Medium article? We’d probably lose the right to vote, that’s where!

Dinnnerinnerinner dinnner . how do you spell that word. dinnnner

Everybody poops. Even your edgy teen.

Just make sure the purse is strong enough to hold your rage.

You’ve heard of Club 33, right? You know, that secret club at Disneyland you can only get into if you know the right people where they probably, like, smoke cigars and pass around a poor girl who moved to Hollywood with dreams of being an actress but ended up playing Cinderella for most of her […]

Your smart kids deserve a smart treat!

If Dick Cheney had a period the Iraq war would have never been started because he would be too busy going to the hospital every full moon.

I am a human being trying to live her best life. And for me that means vodka all day every day. And I am not going to apologize for that.

You aren’t paying all that money for someone to tell you you are wrong!

Hint: It’s not Lucky Charms.

I’m basically a pro.

You can’t risk electing a judge you can’t bribe

Hint: There’s so fucking many!

Your marriage is more like gold than you think, which is why you should invest in both your love and this incredibly stable currency form TODAY!

Each author on this list is more talented than all the men here combined.

It was very much not okay in the end.

Stop wasting all that daylight and put it to work for you!

Move over Fudgy the Whale, crude needle poke tattoos are the new big children’s party must-have of the year!

Everyone loves mug cake! It’s fast, easy, and impossible to see what’s inside the mug once you’ve begun making it. Here’s how we happened upon this recipe.

Alcohol is a complicated part of modern life. It’s fun in moderation but damaging in excess, and sometimes the line between the two is blurry. It never hurts to take a break from alcohol for the sake of your physical and mental well-being. But in our busy world of Tinder dates, business lunches, and bar […]

Not only are my Lincoln Log hinges fashionable they also make so many daily activities better. No longer do I have to worry about damaging my joints when I do yoga.

That’s right—working isn’t just for poor people.

It began as a lazy reason to create some more fine Internet Content. It ended with a morbid obession that brought us to the brink of perpetual moistness.

It’s a thing, apparently?

The goth look is out. The baroque look is in.

You’ve worked hard all week, and quite frankly, you deserve a break! That’s why we’ve created this slideshow of black and white photos of pregnant women for you to do, you know, whatever with. No need to go into detail. Just sit back, relax, and enjoy these beautiful visions of gestation in whatever manner you […]

There’s a valid reason. Kinda.

Do you know what it’s like to have your child come home with a report card that says she’s “such a bright student and a joy to be around” but says nothing – nothing – about you?