It’s for the best.
As a general rule, you should never exfoliate so much that you accidentally end up brushing your teeth with your finger tips and Clinique facial scrub.
Now the little green owl will guilt you into learning the language of the lowly and the downtrodden!
I couldn’t be more thrilled.
Like the say in business school, “Don’t blow your money. Let your money blow you.”
You can thank us later.
Amanda lives in Missoula, Montana, so we didn’t actually go out there to observe her morning routine firsthand even though LAX is one of the few airports that actually flies directly to Missoula because we’re scared of Republicans.
Hey look, it’s Denver!
Elon Musk is his hero! I tried to explain this to them but they kept asking if I wanted to sponsor the education for some child “in need.”
“I’m in hell.”
Glaring at strangers is the newest most innovative way to cut out time wasted on your phone.
It’s just science.
Frat parties and butt-chugging kegs are so passé. Sure they get you drunk and horny, but no one’s good at naked stuff when they’ve tossed back too many, so stop kidding yourself.
Just don’t call it your spirit animal, okay? That’s problematic.
The advantages of being white never go out of style!
And the president, vice-president, and several key cabinet members, too!
Penii? Penes? Amanda, what am I supposed to write here?
Oof, this sand is maybe *TOO* warm!
Seriously just fucking take them.
All you need is a scalpel and some time.
Read it and then provide at least several pages of feedback and suggestions. The talking hippo is named Everett and he mostly screams.
Imagine a world in which knives do not exist. Picture that world, and reach into your aged leather waist satchel for more Vicodin.
Live in the natural squalor you deserve.
The guy can really use the help, and I’m here to give it to him one 90 mile-an-hour moonstone fastball at a time.
I will not let my beautiful border collie suffer alone!
This is your special time! Turn every possible opportunity into your favor.
Thanks to a single plant, I now have so much fucking all-day energy that I’ve been going non-stop for the last 18 hours and am currently writing this at 4:15 in the morning!
If you’re in Vegas, you’re going to end up with the body of a dead hooker – either accidentally or on purpose, so it’s best to plan ahead!
Whatever you think you know is really just the tip.
With the right team of professionals, your child can avoid any and all consequences.
You know, for the health benefits.
We’re standing up for what’s right.
From Goat’s Milk Lavender to Honeysuckle Harmony, they tried them all. Oh God, why?
Because why shouldn’t they learn from your fears?
Who says you can’t drop anchor and also be inspired?
Yes, if you long for a really fuzzy pair of hands around your throat these amazing winter turtlenecks are the perfect way to blend your kink with your couture!
You probably wouldn’t even know what to do if you did get into one anyway.
The bros got Vince through eight seasons and one movie.
I had tried everything.
Get that guy fired—your way.
Turns out crabs are no joke!
It’s not hard to make these small changes in your life, it just takes a little planning and a TON of constant anxiety.
This always happens to me!
Wow! This is the hardest task I’ve ever tried to tackle for Bunny Ears you guys.