You don’t even have to be dead!
Getting crushed to death never felt so safe.
It’s the only way.
If my husband so much as touches a Christmas cookie again I’m leaving!
And don’t forget to buy my companion book!
Same time, same place, same genetics. Eh, with modern dating, who has time to care about all three?
All level-headed, thoughtful adults know that Santa is totally real and totally in need of some sweet Christmas presents.
The backyard is a place just for you and your family. It’s a private outdoor sanctuary in which to reflect and commune with nature.
When was the last time a litter of helpless newborn kittens did anything nice for YOU?
It started when I saw three mysterious figures dancing around a barrel fire in the sewer.
I have goddamn robot shoes. What now?
I can get so much done now!
Everything must go! As soon as possible!
Revenge on your sibling should fuel most of your life decisions.
Red is the color of stop and blood!
I am strong, and I can forgive. Just like Ghandi.
Mother Earth is counting on you.
“Did you know that Austin, Texas had a serial killer that pre-dates Jack The Ripper?”
It’s a lot like pranic healing, but with more panic.
Yeah, we are doomed, but at least there is cake!
She’s SO extra.
Because god damn do they need it
Here’s your official, foolproof STD diagnoses via unforgettable song stylings that, believe it or not, beat West Side Story out for a Tony. Because racism.
At Bunny Ears we’re all about finding new ways to give back while still putting yourself first
I don’t care what you think of me. I’m not going to do it.
Mack’s here every Monday with life advice!
We are always happy to address questions raised by our fans, even when the issue is controversial.
Embrace your inner basic.
Let’s throw up together!
Honestly, who goes ‘Oh a mug? Fantastic, that’s what I’ve always wanted and had no idea how to get’
Let’s see the guys down at Home Depot do this!
Because fuck shirts. Except ours, you should buy ours with that link to your right.
And so I’ve fulfilled all legal requirements to write off this trip on my taxes!
There are so many more fluids to exploit!
“Boy, do I miss Obama! Merry X-Mas!”
Really thought Europe would teach us how to love again.
So, what’s it gonna be? You a man with a big C? Double N? What are we gonna do here
It is his right to choose what I know is best for him.
This month’s Bunny Ears horoscope will tell you which venereal disease you have at this very moment while you’re reading this.
I would honestly wreck B-list Dad actor Deidrich Bader.
Breathtaking.
There was literally no way to prevent this.
Teach that stupid furball to stop being such a basic bitch
And not even one of the good subs