By god, those jewels must be found!
Your body deserves the best.
Frankly, it’s unacceptable.
Like, VERY hungry.
They hold so much jerky.
There’s a wealth of information in your butthole.
Look me at me now, dad!
I wouldn’t recommend it.
Is it jealousy? It’s probably jealousy.
Like, brown ones, maybe?
Never settle.
Is it Goliath? Or maybe Bronx?
You don’t stay this decrepit by doing nothing.
I’m going to kick their ass.
Nothing says empowerment like dangling a dumbbell from your vag.
Want to make things weird?
We’ve admittedly been getting a LOT of questions.
Finally.
We need to turn the car around.
I’m definitely probably not alone in this, right?
It was only logical.
‘Meeting @ 10, bebes!’
It’s science!
Give your pregnancy a DIY twist!
Don’t kink shame me.
Your failure is written in the stars.
It hurts so pretty.
I’m actually very boring.
From Snuckleberry root to Gingerminge.
Take in the view of those hangers!
It hurts so good!
Seriously, guys. Not cool.
The definitive list.
PB&J is fall, right?
I truly don’t know how much clearer I can be on this.
Because it definitely will be someone.
It’s the thought that counts!
Please donate.
And it can work for you, too!
That’s right. Hot ham.
You’re welcome, world.
They talk about sex, intimacy, and (yes) butt stuff.
This has been a REAL disappointment.
There must be a logical explanation.
