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A Psychic Helped Me Unleash My Inner Power, But Keeps Spoiling “WWE RAW” For Me

3 years ago by Ken Hanley

The Pro Wrestling Guide To Florida: America’s Limp Dong

It’s the literally the worst place!

by Dave Kushner

Why Won’t John Cena Visit Me in the Hospital?

It’s a phrase I’ve seen a thousand times on armbands, miniature towels, and neon-bright t-shirts throughout the last 15 years. It’s not just a saying, but a way of life; a mantra which one can turn to when their dreams seem so far out of reach. Yet as I lay here on this hospital gurney, …

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by Ken Hanley

Which Disney Princess Could You Beat In A Cage Match?

We know you’ve always thought about it.

by Lydia Bugg

A Guide To Grieving All The Yoshis You’ve Killed

The first stage of grief is harder than the last stage of Forest of Illusion.

by Michael McCollor

Which U.S. Acres Character Did You Eat? Take This Quiz

Was it Wade Duck? Or perhaps Orson Pig?

by Jessica Ellis

How To Politely Decline An Invite To Your Dork Nephew’s ‘Warcraft’ Wedding

He’s marrying an orc or whatever.

by Luis Prada

I Shot The Dog In ‘Duck Hunt’ And It Really Messed Me Up

Your cousin lied when he said he shot the dog in Duck Hunt. Because if he had, he’d be scarred for life.

by Brian Boone

How My Yeast Infection Landed Me A Deal On Shark Tank

And yours can, too!

by Dyana Goldman

Which Member of GWAR Should You Hire To Tutor Your Child?

The Berserker Blothar? Or perhaps Bonesnapper?

by Brian Boone

We Found Carmen Sandiego, She Was Just in the Bathroom for a Really Long Time

Should we slide a magazine under the door or something?

by Lydia Bugg

Climate Change Is Causing Men To Rain At An Unsustainable Rate

We’ve ignored this for too long.

by Mark Hill

Oh No, The Dog With A Blog Pivoted To Video And Is A ‘Breed Realist’ Now

He has some deeply uncomfortable things to say about Anatolian Shepherds on YouTube.

by Mark Hill

The Bad Dudes Are Really Good Dudes, And They’re My Uncles

I don’t know why everybody called my uncles “Bad Dudes,” because they were good dudes. More than good. Probably the best people I’ll ever know.

by Brian Boone

Ecco The Dolphin Is Dead Because We Did Nothing About Climate Change

Oops.

by Jessica Ellis

All The Pills From Dr. Mario Ranked By How High They Get You

Take the blue pill, take the red pill, take all the pills from Dr. Mario. (Except for the red-blue one.)

by Brian Boone

Forget His Weird Teeth, Is The New Sonic Circumcised?

It’s a legitimate question, okay?

by Rani Baker

We Revisited ‘Romeo And Juliet,’ And It’s Honestly Kind Of Problematic

The people of 1597 should be ashamed.

by Mark Hill

What ‘Back To The Future’ Gets Wrong About Almost Having Sex With Your Mom

Like she’ll DEFINITELY remember your face.

by Luis Prada

Where Are They Now? The Relationships Of ‘Clueless’

Bunny Ears got to sit down with the relationships of Clueless to see how they’re doing now.

by Amanda Mannen

I Don’t Think I Want Bray Wyatt To Be My Son’s Godfather Anymore

My wife isn’t thrilled either.

by Michael McCollor

Exclusive: Macaulay Culkin Interviews The Swarm Of Bees From My Girl

(Editors Note: After a considerable amount of negotiation between a phalanx of lawyers, agents, managers, publicists, stylists, socialists and one 76-year-old beekeeper from Arizona, Bunny Ears is proud to share the EXCLUSIVE reunion interview between Macaulay Culkin and the swarm of bees that viciously attacked him in the 90’s hit My Girl. What follows was transcribed, …