Will it be Janice? Or maybe Bill Cosby?
It’s so, so satisfying.
Have you tried Heinz?
Anal beads are incredibly versatile.
But seriously. Why are you so sticky?
It’s a miracle.
One joined a cover band!
You can do this.
Who invited Steve?
See our curated list.
Like, “Hey — how did THESE get in here?”
Please.
Based on commercials during ‘Paw Patrol,’ we think these movies were great!
The days are getting colder, and that means Father Depression is on his way.
Seriously. You have a problem.
A butt plug? Or perhaps a rubber fist?
It’s a reasonable question.
Find out what he’s up to once and for all.
You need to give it a rest.
Have you ever thought about owning a capybara?
It’s unbelievably graphic!
Like an Old Fashioned!
It’s also incredibly painful.
They don’t think it be like it is! But it do.
You signed the contract. We all did.
It’s a surefire way to survive the day intact.
Have you tried The Vitamin Shoppe?
It’s all adding up.
The Burger Kingdom finds itself in dire straits.
His name is Pooter Donkulus, and he’s moving to the neighborhood early next year.
There are so many ethical, cruelty-free ways to get high as balls.
FYI!
Filthy, no good sinners.
Just in time for Thanksgiving!
Here’s why.
We’ve all been there.
Some call it an abomination. We call it the official color of November 2019!
It takes both time and commitment to get me anywhere even close to an orgasm.
A little bit of Monica in retrograde!
It’s not JUST a pun (though that’s admittedly a big part of this).
It’s so good I cannot feel my face.
Your whole life is a lie, but you deserved that promotion.
As a woman in 2019, I do not recommend.
It’s about family, faith, and unrelenting blue balls.
