The Church Of False-Vestigially has implemented a state-of-the-art health program with only a 40% failure* rate. It’s called the “LSD Hole Diet,” and it’s totally shaking up the diet world.
Food and Recipes
This Thanksgiving turkey is just the opportunity you need to have at least one thing go right. And you really need it because, let’s be honest, you can really use a win right now.
I’ve got stuffing in the oven, and I don’t mean the one in my kitchen!
Everyone needs a good post-divorce craft project, even if it means building a whole new family who will never desert me out of fruit.
The world of fine dining has its own complex language that can turn a romantic date into a confusing embarrassment if you don’t know the lingo. Worry no more, because we’re here to help.
You’re going to fuck this up
We spoke with Marvelous Meats’ CEO Rodger Diaz about his potentially game-changing screaming beef that psychologically satisfies.
You have two problems: no plans for Thanksgiving Dinner, and an abundance of just terrible Pokemon. Why not have one problem solve the other?
You know what they say: You can’t screw up pizza! But we’re gonna try.
You better hope your colon is in order, because I’m about to blow the shit straight out of you.