…Woman Memorizes Snapple Fact In Case Tonight’s Party Is That Bad…
…Report reveals Rice-A-Roni actually from Detroit…
…Scientists find that deja vu is just alternate timeline of you dying…
…Reported discovery of new planet turns out to be your mom…
…Bunny Ears wins prestigious Bunny Ears website of the year award at the Bunny Ears Awards…
…New Boyfriend Eats Imitation Crab Straight From The Package…
…Am I standing right behind you? The answer might surprise you!…
…Children May Be Stupider And Weaker Than Previously Thought…
…Man discovers woman already knows thing he was going to tell her….
…Breaking: Absolutely no one wang chunging tonight…
…’Glow Up’ Discovered To Just Be DBZ Reference…
…Single 32 Year Old Patiently Waits For Friends To Get Divorced…
…Did Tupac fake his birth?…
…Survey finds startling amount of ghosts are racist….
…Shazaam not a real movie…Google it…
…6 Year Online Romance Ends In Weird Handshake…
…Don’t Forget To Grab Milk…
…Opinion: We’re In A Golden Age Of Trash Talking…
…Santa is real, and he lives in your crawl space….
…Your Dog Might Have A Secret Passport…
…Woman With Scoliosis Has Detailed Knowledge Of Floor-…
…Fourth grade teacher found to be not as hot as you remember…
…A New Generation Of Turtles Are Learning Martial Arts…
…Against All Odds, Man Learns To Dance…
… Michael Jordan Comes Out Of Retirement To Dunk On Angela Merkel…
…Research shows laughter definitely not the best medicine…
…Confirmed: Everyone is hanging out without you…
…Email From Mom Has 4 FWDs In Subject Line…
…Scientists Discover A Lot Of Cool Junk In Older Brother’s Room…
…Spoiler alert: The milk has gone bad…
…Help, I’m Trapped In A Headline Writing Factory. Details To Follow…
…Local Couple Adopts Blind Dogs And Just Puts Them Down…
…Man pretty sure Game Of Thrones is historically accurate…
…Mother Struggles To Explain Scott Baio To Her Child…
…Big dick energy drink selling poorly…
…Breaking – There’s A Spider In Your Pocket…
…Drugs In Water Supply Treat Fish’s Depression…
…Half The World’s Bees Have Never Seen The Show Seinfeld…
…Opinion: I Have The Best Smile And Coolest Personality …
…13th month discovered between February and March….
…Adult Hearing Mom Use Their Full Name Still Terrified…
…Very smart toilet begs for death…
…According to studies accordions are unsteady…
…Quiz: Is This The Good Milk?…
…Chill Girlfriend Constantly Suppressing Everything…
…Single Woman Manages To Meet Food Delivery Minimum…
…Unusually Buff Dog Not Breaking Eye Contact…
…Millennials Are Disrupting The Banjo Industry…
…Hospital Cracks Down On Patients Getting Chemo For Fun…
…Dollars to donuts exchange crashing…
…Violent Pokémon dispute sparks trade war…
…Hurricane wipes out town of Duckberg…
…According to studies studying causes cancer…
…Sugar daddy eaten by ants…
…Local white guy “gets it”…
…Study: Loss Of Car Leads To 1000% Catcalling Increase…
…Gordon Ramsay Signed Beef Wellington Sells For 1.6 Million…
…Update: Only very tiny hats now cool…

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