Tag Archives: interconnections

We’ve heard about it in rap songs and on pamphlets, and we know it must at least be as great as McDonald’s because those are the two things they miss most on Orange Is the New Black. But what’s it really like?

Summer is the perfect time for your children to engage in holistic learning. However, this can be hard to accomplish at home, especially when you have plans to attend a tropical resort clinic to learn mindful breathing while on a Mai Tai cleanse.  So to ensure that your Precious Little Ones get the most out […]

Let’s face it – it’s not easy to live adjacent to wealth and status. That’s why it’s important to take the time to make your servants feel appreciated. Now before you spit out your mimosa and have FedEx send a printed copy of this article to your home via bike messenger so that you can […]

Are you and your partner missing that spark? Has the once fiery passion that burned between you like a throbbing Adonis somehow dulled into the cool flaccidity of Meatloaf’s neck flap? Even if you were forced to bring great shame to your house by answering “yes” to the previous questions, don’t despair! There is hope […]

I’m really good with kids because I understand them. Check out any kid and they’re most likely falling over, talking to themselves, or making crazy shit up. They’re basically me, mini-sized. So now that I’m an adult, and have spent 23 years without ‘em, I’m ready to get knocked up and pop out a few […]

I think the single most frustrating part of being a woman must be when men don’t take you seriously. As I was explaining to my sister the other day, this problem springs from a refusal to listen to and understand women’s issues. But as a strong male ally, I always completely get what women are […]

It can happen to anyone.

Seriously. So positive.

It’s hard, but it’s possible.

This is a story of a sweet, innocent young woman letting go, embracing her kinky side, and learning to reconcile those two facets of her personality. I was a sexually inexperienced grad student when I first met “Dan,” an interior designer whose taste in decor was pretty standard, but whose sexual proclivities were anything but […]

Hi! I’m Daniel O’Brien, author, friend, and retired rollerblader. I’ve never claimed to have all the answers and I didn’t start out writing because I wanted or expected to get into the advice business. But I’m a public-facing person who is both happy and successful and can generally navigate most situations with some degree of […]

Deck the halls with a perfect Christmas tree, you absolutely miserable bastard.

If your kid prefers squishing a disgusting substance between their fingers more than interacting with you, then congratulations, this guide is for you.

The spirit of Desdemona Turnerwood thinks you’re “vile, truly vile!”

Bunny Ears got to sit down with the relationships of Clueless to see how they’re doing now.

It’s not okay to go on vacation and have an affair. We should have known that. That’s on us. But also, you should have known not to take that advice, so that’s on you, too.

I’d like to send a message to all the men I’ve dated, am currently dating, and who moved out of state after I emotionally ruined them. That message is: One cannot have “daddy issues” when they have no daddy physically present on this planet to give provide them with said issues. When I bring up my […]

I know you’re just minding your own business, and as a grown up, you probably don’t want to be lifted off the ground. But let me crack your back. Please.

It’s never a positive sign if your husband is suddenly snapped back to 2019 without any clothes on and a slightly sweaty sheen to him.

Killer whales have dominated the mommy game lately, which is why I’m now only communicating with my children with squeaking and nose bumps.

Modern love is a strange, exhausting experience.

Don’t even introduce yourself.

It’s not easy, but it’s possible!

There must be a logical explanation.

My leash kid is on a leash. The dogs are on leashes. I don’t see the problem?

We dove deep to find out exactly where you should be pooping. You’re welcome!

Based on my experience, these are hard rules (no exceptions) on how to catch the absolute perfect, most brilliant, driven person ever. 

Hey Janice just wanted to let you know that sweater is super cute and also cancer but you’ve got like thirty years.

We followed Rami Malek around to see what he gets up to, and then kidnapped him!

Your move, Edwina.

Your wedding gift registry isn’t about tradition, it’s about letting guests know you can outscrew anyone, in explicit detail!

Some self-described Sapiosexuals are pansexual and pretentious, but others are just pretentious. You’re smart, you fuck smart, and everyone should know it.

A few easy tricks to help soften the blow.

Don’t be a dick about it

We bought ourselves some gold-studded berets and launched a full-scale investigation.  Yes, we were going to discover the true form of the French penis.

Or do you hate your children too much help them succeed?

It’s a conversation every parent should have with their child.

Remember, your sex life doesn’t need to follow the Geneva Convention, so just have fun with it!

Talk about your dumb luck.

You aren’t paying all that money for someone to tell you you are wrong!

Move over Fudgy the Whale, crude needle poke tattoos are the new big children’s party must-have of the year!

That’s right—working isn’t just for poor people.

This needs to stop. My mother’s threatening to leave.

Boy do these sting!

I am not here for it.