Don’t even introduce yourself.
It’s not easy, but it’s possible!
There must be a logical explanation.
Bunny Ears got to sit down with the relationships of Clueless to see how they’re doing now.
I make sure my child’s creativity stays strong and vibrant by keeping him in an empty room.
My leash kid is on a leash. The dogs are on leashes. I don’t see the problem?
We dove deep to find out exactly where you should be pooping. You’re welcome!
Hey Janice just wanted to let you know that sweater is super cute and also cancer but you’ve got like thirty years.
Based on my experience, these are hard rules (no exceptions) on how to catch the absolute perfect, most brilliant, driven person ever.
If your kid prefers squishing a disgusting substance between their fingers more than interacting with you, then congratulations, this guide is for you.
Is that so much to ask?
We followed Rami Malek around to see what he gets up to, and then kidnapped him!
Your move, Edwina.
Only after I personally tell every sentient creature that I’m super shy will the world finally understand my struggles as an introvert.
Your wedding gift registry isn’t about tradition, it’s about letting guests know you can outscrew anyone, in explicit detail!
Some self-described Sapiosexuals are pansexual and pretentious, but others are just pretentious. You’re smart, you fuck smart, and everyone should know it.
Watching porn on the bus doesn’t make me weird. It makes me a sex positive revolutionary on the front lines in the war between prudishness and pleasure.
A few easy tricks to help soften the blow.
Don’t be a dick about it
We bought ourselves some gold-studded berets and launched a full-scale investigation. Yes, we were going to discover the true form of the French penis.
Or do you hate your children too much help them succeed?
It’s a conversation every parent should have with their child.
It’s not just that I really wanna soak him in my pee.
Remember, your sex life doesn’t need to follow the Geneva Convention, so just have fun with it!
Nothing says, “I don’t want to lose you, but I also don’t want to lose my marriage” like vaguely-Asian pot stickers.
The last thing an on-the-market millennial needs is for that new special someone to stumble upon your embarrassing collection of scattered fake security badges and hospital IDs. Cringe!
Talk about your dumb luck.
You aren’t paying all that money for someone to tell you you are wrong!
It’s not okay to go on vacation and have an affair. We should have known that. That’s on us. But also, you should have known not to take that advice, so that’s on you, too.
It’s never a positive sign if your husband is suddenly snapped back to 2019 without any clothes on and a slightly sweaty sheen to him.
Move over Fudgy the Whale, crude needle poke tattoos are the new big children’s party must-have of the year!
That’s right—working isn’t just for poor people.
You’re not cheating. You’re simply engaging in sexual acts with people outside your marriage without telling your partner about it. And that’s different. There’s a different label on it. And a book. And a website. So it’s fine.
This needs to stop. My mother’s threatening to leave.
No, you’re not crazy – if you’ve got a bad feeling it’s happening, then your spouse probably is cheating on you with a circus clown.
Boy do these sting!
We can approximate Muppet genitals based on their design with the following colorful sex toys clearly designed to simulate Muppintercourse.
I am not here for it.
Say you already know your healthy husband is about to die from mysterious causes. Which life insurance policy should you choose for him?
The neighbors were admittedly displeased.
I can’t help but wonder: when will it be my turn? When will I get to delicately balance myself on four posts above some woman as she marries the man of her dreams?
What possible reason could they have to object to this beautiful forty foot silk effigy of a naked hairy Greek New Age musician?
Jesus Christ, really? I can’t wait to see the suggested ads on this one.
It can happen to anyone.
It’s so weird that most of us were scandalized when Prince William and Princess Kate decided to take on a third party into their marriage.
