…Ophthalmologist: Glasses Are Sexy…
…Camcorder found in uncle bob’s basement, police investigate…
…Waldo still missing…
Cancer linked to death!
…2019 NHL Season Put On Ice…
…”Peacoat” not what name suggests…
…Quiz: Do You Have A Savior Complex Or Are You Just Jesus?…
…Scientists find that Vaping is dope AF…
…Waldo found… Nope, not him…
…BitCoins Revealed To Be Pogs All Along…
…Colonel Sanders Found to Have Never Served in the Military…
…Tropic of Cancer sues Caribbean Medical Board for copyright infringement…
…Quiz: Does He Know You’re Illiterate? …
…Woman Credits Bikini Bod to “Thousands of Tiny Stomach Worms…
…I fucking hate this job… Also, Brian is an asshole…
…Quiz: Which 90s Murderer Are You?…
…10 Out Of 10 Car Salesmen Agree, You Need A New Car…
…AMBER ALERT: Amber Tamblyn…
…For sale: baby shoes, never worn…
…All the news that isn’t really news…
…AMBER ALERT: Tiffany Amber Thiessen…
…Thoughts and prayers found to be cancerous…
…4-8-15-16- … eh, Lost sucks…
…God found dead in space…
…Hats are cool…
…Roast Beef: Lunch Meat or Middle Toe? Little Piggies Respond…
…Medieval Times to get modern update…
…Forks and outlets: you decide…
…Four turtles and a rat found dead of toxic poisoning…
…Forever 21 Turns 34 this year…
…9 Out Of 10 Dentists Agree: Africa Is Not A Country…
…Entertainment personality ahead in the polls…
…Local Mom Still Talking About Tupperware…
…BREAKING NEWS: New Yorkers shocked to learn Staten Island isn’t part of New Jersey…
…BREAKING: Grandmother Not Actually As Proud Of You As She Says…
…Trump revealed to actually be doing the Harlem Shake for the past 18 months…
Cigarettes linked to cancer!
…Cancer and Death to marry… cigarettes devastated…
…San Francisco and Oakland make up; will become one city…
…“Specialist” not a real designation…
…World Awaits Next Carrot Top Prop…
…Dog’s Feet Smell Like Vacuum Cleaner Bag…
…The Academy Awards ‘In Memoriam’ Forgets To Mention Macaulay Culkin For The Third Year In A Row…
…Study finds that 9 out of 10 studies are for nerds…
…AMBER ALERT: Spoon; Last seen running away with a Dish…
…Christmas Scheduled to Happen Again This Year…
…Mannequins found in store window…
…15 found dead in Warner Bros. Water Tower, at the Warner Movie lot…
…Lindbergh baby missing…

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