Tag Archives: parenting

It can happen to anyone.

It’s hard, but it’s possible.

I gave birth to him, and I can un-give it.

If your kid prefers squishing a disgusting substance between their fingers more than interacting with you, then congratulations, this guide is for you.

Killer whales have dominated the mommy game lately, which is why I’m now only communicating with my children with squeaking and nose bumps.

You can do this.

Here’s what you need to know.

It might be uncomfortable, but it’s necessary.

It’s easy!

We’re tired of it!

Little Jason is definitely a chaotic neutral.

House rules!

It’s something every parent wonders.

It’s a miracle.

Based on commercials during ‘Paw Patrol,’ we think these movies were great!

Have you ever thought about owning a capybara?

It’s about family, faith, and unrelenting blue balls.

What next?

Branklin and Conch can’t even get through the trailer.

Confidence is key.

Like how to set up that Roth IRA.

Frankly, it’s unacceptable.

I want answers.

There must be a logical explanation.

It can be hard for them to understand.

Get in touch with their inner lives!

Being a stepmom is tough, but it can also be rewarding, like when your stepson begrudgingly says you can ride with him to your five-year high school reunion.

We’re all going to die someday, but dumb toddlers usually don’t figure that out so soon. Whoops.

We need to teach our boys consent, mutual respect, and how to freaking rock at magic.

My leash kid is on a leash. The dogs are on leashes. I don’t see the problem?

Drinking on Mother’s Day won’t help your partner and children truly appreciate you, but it WILL get you through another day without murder charges!

If My Kids Love Me So Much, Why Won’t They Donate To My Patreon

If you’re raising one of these “cage-free children,” you’re a crappy parent. There, we said it.

Natasha Lyonne and Macaulay Culkin: two definitely not dead celebrities!

Cut out the middleman and prep for the bully’s palette instead! It’s good to know there’s at least one person likes your cooking.

It’s a conversation every parent should have with their child.

Are our kids spending too much time plopped in front of their families, growing lazy from all that unconditional love? Heck yes!

Talk about your dumb luck.

Move over Fudgy the Whale, crude needle poke tattoos are the new big children’s party must-have of the year!