Spiritual Wellness

It’s a lot like pranic healing, but with more panic.

Because god damn do they need it

At Bunny Ears we’re all about finding new ways to give back while still putting yourself first

I don’t care what you think of me. I’m not going to do it.

Mack’s here every Monday with life advice!

We are always happy to address questions raised by our fans, even when the issue is controversial.

“Boy, do I miss Obama! Merry X-Mas!”

So, what’s it gonna be? You a man with a big C? Double N? What are we gonna do here

It is his right to choose what I know is best for him.

There was literally no way to prevent this.

Teach that stupid furball to stop being such a basic bitch

And not even one of the good subs

He was known as The Captain back then.

He’s just as untamable as any beast.

Whenever you’re about to do something, stop to think “Would a happy person do this?” If the answer is no, recalibrate your plans.

His name and intent remain unknown.

If you’re comfortable with me telling your children to eat shit but not telling them to get fucked, I need to know that beforehand.

Which one is worse though?

Why is Thanksgiving so damn complicated?

Hey James, fuck you you disgusting shit. Everyone else, please learn to accept your body as it is!

Mobile board yoga, the newest Hollywood fitness craze, is the real deal.

Modern guys just aren’t cutting it for me.

Better safe than sorry! Time to replace all my poop with someone else’s poop!

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At first, Andrea was hesitant to take our suggestion that she try aerial yoga for this article, which we respectfully acknowledged. Then she started screaming.

Sometimes it feels like, no matter how large your crystal collection, no matter how many organic recipes you master, it’s simply never enough to fill the void you feel tugging at your soul.

There are many ways to handle being called out by black people, so here are our favorites!

I didn’t expect anyone to understand the sacrifice I was making through my hunger strike, but I really didn’t expect them to vehemently insist I keep going.

She has such good taste, and really springs for the good stuff!

Just because it’s a DIY neopagan water birth taking place in a tiny yurt does not mean there are no rules.

Your favorite color reveals both your preferences for physical and spiritual connections, but also some pretty graphic details about how you’ll snuff it.

Get ready.

7 steps to protect your marriage from the grips of Frankenstein Monsters.

You’re focusing on trying to enter a zone of heightened consciousness, but your guided meditation instructor keeps saying ‘marinate’ instead of ‘meditate.’

Negative energy is the most underrated problem affecting your everyday life—and it mostly comes from your nefarious electrical appliances.

Instead of candy, give your neighbors what they really want this Halloween: a comprehensive sexual education via seasonal and sensual pumpkins!

No man should be going around calling women names unless they are in my bed, kitchen, or bathtub and I am about 30 seconds away from le petit mort.

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