They don’t think it be like it is! But it do.
I’m going to kick their ass.
We need to turn the car around.
It’s so easy!
I’m actually very boring.
I truly don’t know how much clearer I can be on this.
You’re welcome, world.
Rory can’t be trusted.
Yes, the earth is dying, but check out these glitter pens!
It’s better here.
We don’t recommend dying anytime soon.
For curious mediators.
It can be hard for them to understand.
It’s been a game-changer.
Heading out into the wilderness for some hiking is a great way to reconnect with your true self and get your ass bit by majestic nature.
It’s what the Lord demands.
It’s also calling each new challenge “mandated knowledge”?
Do you know the signs?
Get in touch with their inner lives!
Yasss!
We guarantee you’ll break the internet.
But why, though?
Have you heard of the Waxing Ex Crescent moon?
For a mere $499!
He keeps yapping “In my room, I want you here.”
Build upon shared interests.
Oh, you think that’s dark, do you? Let me tell you what’s dark, my breezy bunny child.
Being a stepmom is tough, but it can also be rewarding, like when your stepson begrudgingly says you can ride with him to your five-year high school reunion.
I realized I was doing everything exactly right.
We’re all going to die someday, but dumb toddlers usually don’t figure that out so soon. Whoops.
Have you heard of alternate nostril breathing?
The secret to rebuilding my confidence was admitting that I needed help – the help of a trusted therapist and of a pair of 5-foot-tall circus stilts.
We need to teach our boys consent, mutual respect, and how to freaking rock at magic.
Self care is important. That’s why we want you to listen to your body. No, like REALLY listen to it. Know what we’re saying?
Having mulled over all the evidence since the dawn of time, we’ve realized that sex with men was an atrocious mistake, and we must apologize.
If My Kids Love Me So Much, Why Won’t They Donate To My Patreon
Look, we all know you only browse yoga articles because maybe you’ll see a nipple or something. Whatever.
I thought my life was over when I changed my identity and was forced into hiding. But boy was I wrong
We know you loved Dad, but we also know you love the environment more. Use this opportunity to teach everyone about the true beauty of upcycling.
FYI it’s gonna fuck you up!
We prefer cash. Thanks.
I tried out this new Face/Off procedure so I could see what I could learn about my childhood in order to be able to exploit it for an internet article. Here is what I learned.
They’re so inspirational!
It’s basically spiritual diarrhea!
It’s easy!
