Tag Archives: Spiritual Wellness

  Love yourself like you recently met yourself, have been dating successfully for a month and have been banging yourself nonstop.

Nothing says alibi like, “Look — it’s two different species of fern!”

I hope they let me play myself in the movie version of this story.

When someone you care about dies, it’s vital to keep the focus on what really matters: YOU!

We know you’re probably sick of reading lemon-stuffing articles. Almost every lifestyle blog has been pumping these out like, well, butt lemons. But we promise this definitive guide to lemon stuffing will be the last article you ever have to read about stuffing lemons up your butt! Bunny Ears has your back (which will soon […]

  Hello, my name is Daniel O’Brien. I am an author, comedian, and aspiring boat captain, and I work with Bunny Ears to make your life better. ASMR, or Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response, refers to the tingly, relaxing sensation some people get from specific audio cues, like soft whispering or tapping. There are currently thousands […]

Scrub off dead skin cells AND all those disgusting comments you heard today.

The hyena ambush really sealed the deal.

Bunny Ears knows that your quest for spiritual wellness takes many forms. During the day you may just need to know how much flaxseed to add to your oatmeal to get you through that staff meeting. But at night you’re haunted by bigger questions: Why are we here? Where are we going? Or, as we […]

For your next romantic evening in, why not try one (or all!) of the following runes, hand-selected by Church elders, to get those juices flowing?

Do you find it hard to stay motivated in both your professional life and your spiritual one? Don’t despair! We asked some of the most spiritual people we could find to tell us how they find that all-important balance, and we think you’ll find their answers… enlightening. Krystal, 27 (Yoga Instructor) “Yoga is obviously extremely […]

Seriously. Do whatever the fuck you want.

Parents hate it! Old people fear it! The government technically allows it under the Religious Liberty and Charitable Donation Protection Act of 1998! It seems that teens these days are scrambling to try out the hot new trend of church-taxing, or “chaxing.” It’s a lit craze that involves a 8323 tax form, one signed and […]

You’re welcome in advance!

Free-bleeding during your period is, of course, one of the most intense and respectful ways to embody our connection with Gaia. When we allow our menstrual blood to saturate our Lululemons without processed, cancer-causing tampons or pads in the way, we acknowledge ourselves as women, as complete beings, and of course, as superior to Margot […]

Honestly, what is bird box and why are all of my friends talking about it?

Because who has time for forests?

It was all for naught.

I gave birth to him, and I can un-give it.

I have a serious medical/spiritual condition that people desperately need to made more aware of. Kids today are going crazy for spirit animals but they are not aware how harmful and dangerous they can be. Everyone thinks finding out your spirit animal will be fun and enlightening, but in reality, it could end with you […]

When you grow up in a house with seven brothers, you learn certain habits that last a lifetime.

I don’t know how it works, but it does!

In our identity-obsessed culture, it’s dangerous to put people in boxes—both literally and figuratively. But while there’s no one way to define a soul, there are definitely strong universal energies which we all possess that help define who we are. And today, I want to talk specifically about Big Dick Energy (BDE). Everyone and their […]

Despondence and self-loathing suck, but what sucks even more is not profiting from yours. How often have you been on Facebook or Twitter, complaining that your life is a bleak pit of despair, only for someone to come along and mention that, in addition to their near unspeakable level of existential malaise, their cat just […]

When you close your eyes, focus on your breathing, and find peace in the silence, you will inevitably find yourself fighting back the memory of that thing you did that time. That horrible, horrible thing. Without a bevy of distractions to keep the memory at bay, the look in their eyes as your victim slowly […]

Read a book, you lowly swine!

Reduce stress with Tai Chi through a series of fluid motions that clear away negative air and gently push your farts toward your enemies.

The concept of “self-care” has a rich and storied history. It began in mental health circles as, like, setting reminders to at least try to brush your teeth when you can’t get out of bed for two weeks. So boring! According to the top spiritual health and wellness gurus, what you really need to break […]

Because things can go horribly wrong at literally any moment.

The Rejuvenating Powers Of Sand By “Dr.” Guru King Nartec Jeff Roberts Leader Of The Church Of False-Vestigially Don’t be afraid, former sea-creature. We are all children of the ocean, having long ago emerged to walk the earth in the ancient year of 360 BC. Most historians wouldn’t tell you that, but of course, most […]

Because therapy is hard.

Follow my easy method for actualizing your mental and/or physical healing with wellness therapy.

It’s time to put an end to this workplace scourge.

Don’t let the stress of a home invasion get to you.

Craig said he was fine with it

It’s not easy, but it’s possible!

They don’t think it be like it is! But it do.

I’m going to kick their ass.

Rummage through the trash of life and find your true self!

We need to turn the car around.

It’s so easy!

I’m actually very boring.

I truly don’t know how much clearer I can be on this.

You’re welcome, world.

Rory can’t be trusted.