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We asked our very own Bunny Ears team what they’ve always wanted from their Valentine. Pay attention! Chances are your special someone will want one of these romantic gifts too.

No need to thank us.

They’re working for exposure so we started off by exposing them to the measles!

You don’t even have to be dead!

Parenting is hard—and it’s even harder when you’re a Frankenstein.

We’re saying ‘yes’ to summer and ‘no more’ to your lawsuits!

Pair it with Jordan Catalano hair and deep ennui.

Keep this insane ruse going just a little longer!

Yum!

‘There’s just so much pus.’

People are fickle and disappointing, but objects last forever.

I would honestly wreck B-list Dad actor Deidrich Bader.

Feelings are so hot

Thanks to a single plant, I now have so much fucking all-day energy that I’ve been going non-stop for the last 18 hours and am currently writing this at 4:15 in the morning!

You know, for the health benefits.

It’s not hard to make these small changes in your life, it just takes a little planning and a TON of constant anxiety.

It’s for the best.

As a general rule, you should never exfoliate so much that you accidentally end up brushing your teeth with your finger tips and Clinique facial scrub.

Like the say in business school, “Don’t blow your money. Let your money blow you.”

This month’s Bunny Ears horoscope will tell you which venereal disease you have at this very moment while you’re reading this.

“Grilled cheese” is a relative term.

You asked, Mack answered.

Mack knows all.

I gave birth to him, and I can un-give it.

You can do this.

Here’s what you need to know.

Words of affirmation cost extra.

I honestly don’t see the problem.

Who invited Steve?

Full disclosure, your husband emailed to us because your sex life sounds like a mess.

Because therapy is expensive.

And wind chimes!

Hey look, it’s Denver!

Oof, this sand is maybe *TOO* warm!

If you’re in Vegas, you’re going to end up with the body of a dead hooker – either accidentally or on purpose, so it’s best to plan ahead!

I haven’t taken the shirt off in a week, but nobody says anything about my odor!

This is your chance to be part of something amazing!

“Look out! Macaulay Culkin has a gun!”

Have you ever felt just a little TOO nude while doing naked karate?

Don’t even introduce yourself.

They are connoisseurs of tushie excellence.

It’s the literally the worst place!

We know you’ve always thought about it.

Krakoa is getting REALLY popular.

He’s reportedly been ranting about it for months.

Exciting!

Weekly comics from the mind of Bunny Ears writer Katie Goldin. They’re weird, they’re funny, and they’re always so pretty! The Goldin Rules always offers something different! You’ll never see the same joke twice!

Welcome to Art Friends. A weekly web-comic brought to you by Ana Bagayan, the creator of viral-hit Ana’s Dollhouse!

It’s better than ‘Family Circus’ but shittier than ‘Marmaduke’ because everything is shittier than ‘Marmaduke.’

SPOILER ALERT!

Have you talked to your kids?

It’s time someone said something.

He’s marrying an orc or whatever.

Your cousin lied when he said he shot the dog in Duck Hunt. Because if he had, he’d be scarred for life.

I don’t know why everybody called my uncles “Bad Dudes,” because they were good dudes. More than good. Probably the best people I’ll ever know.

“Is he just chanting ‘NXT’ wrong?” asks 23-year-old Velveteen Dream.

I still don’t know why.

There’s so many!

You don’t need him anyway!

Was it Carl Winslow? Or maybe Danny Tanner?

A butt plug? Or perhaps a rubber fist?